Recently a reporter wanted the President to express his views on the Warming of the Globe. The President replied, "Leaders around the globe gave a warning to Iraq to surrender the weapons of mass destruction, but to no avail, so we were left with no choice but to invade the country."
The President was later told that the reporter was asking about the Warming of the Globe, and not the warning of the globe.
Agenda for tomorrow: Pay Attention. Turn down the volume of the ear-piece playing the Texas Ranger's game while talking to reporters. Also, do not use the Bose QuietComfort 2 Noice Cancelling Headphones.
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