To Vote for Invading IRAQ - Dial 1-NUKE-IRAQ
To Vote for Invading KOREA - Dial 2-NUKE-KOREA
To Vote for Invading CUBA - Dial 3-NUKE-CUBA
To Vote for Invading IRAN - Dial 4-NUKE-IRAN
Latest Report: Ignore the first one, Already Invaded...
Agenda for tomorrow: Twins' Birthday. Buy Halliburton Co. stocks as birthday present.
Monday, November 21, 2005
"Warning" of the Globe
Recently a reporter wanted the President to express his views on the Warming of the Globe. The President replied, "Leaders around the globe gave a warning to Iraq to surrender the weapons of mass destruction, but to no avail, so we were left with no choice but to invade the country."
The President was later told that the reporter was asking about the Warming of the Globe, and not the warning of the globe.
Agenda for tomorrow: Pay Attention. Turn down the volume of the ear-piece playing the Texas Ranger's game while talking to reporters. Also, do not use the Bose QuietComfort 2 Noice Cancelling Headphones.
The President was later told that the reporter was asking about the Warming of the Globe, and not the warning of the globe.
Agenda for tomorrow: Pay Attention. Turn down the volume of the ear-piece playing the Texas Ranger's game while talking to reporters. Also, do not use the Bose QuietComfort 2 Noice Cancelling Headphones.
Weapons of Mass Imitation
Agenda for tomorrow: Is the chimp imitating me or am I imitating the chimp?
P.S. Ask Karl and/or Dick, if affirmative... bomb the country the Chimp lives in...
P.S. Ask Karl and/or Dick, if affirmative... bomb the country the Chimp lives in...
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